A little story about mooses
The organizers of the tour said we had to bring lunch and water because we were into the woods. They checked the listings, almost everybody on the bus, ready to meet the mooses. The guide said she hadn't been there, but the driver knew the route fine.
So the tour guide asked: Do we have coffee, Erick?-- and everyone cheered. --Whoa! We love coffee!
"No, no", said the tour guide. I'm asking if "Kofi, Eric" is on the bus.
"Boo!", we said.
And Kofi Eric never showed up.
P.S. we had a beautiful swedish fika with plenty of coffee later.